Fertile as F*ck

May 19, 2022

I’m Whitney

a Registered Dietitian Nutritionist turned fertility coach helping you level up your flow so you can get pregnant on your own terms.

hello,

 

Doors are officially O-P-E-N!


Fertile as fuck, the 6 week prep course to get your body baby ready


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This is THE can’t miss course if you’re:

Thinking about getting pregnant in the next year

Ready to get pregnant NOW!

Looking to prep your body + mind before fertility meds or an IVF retrieval

Ready to get some damn guidance with all this fertility stuff but aren’t ready for 1:1 coaching

Searching for an uplifting community of women looking to take action (ie: this isn’t the place for belittling or comparing fertility war stories)

A little on the crunchy/hippie/earthy side but also like to nerd out with research studies

Ready to get FERTILE AS F*CK

 

You CAN’T WAIT to bring your little bundle home but there’s so much to think about first…

Do I really need to cut out alcohol? For how long?

What’s the best diet to help me get pregnant?

What the hell is fertile mucus and how do I get some?!

How do I pump up my progesterone?

Amanda from my facebook group drinks fertility tea? Do I need that?

What’s the best prenatal? Do I need to take anything else?

How do I know if there’s a problem?

Is it okay to have sex every day? Every other day? Twice a day!?!?

Your weekly screen time is going up just like your anxiety trying to research this all on your own…


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I know the stakes are high when you’re trying to get pregnant.

After all, you’re making a whole ass human that you’re going to spend at least the next 18 years trying not to mess up.

And as a master’s level Registered Dietitian and fertility nerd (with 35 + client pregnancies in the past 18 months) trust me when I say…

This isn’t the time to wing it.

 

Enroll in Fertile as F*ck today!

Let’s find the best plan for you…

1 time payment of $1497

Get the full FAF course plus a bonus 60-minute 1:1 coaching session!

2 payments of $797

Get the full FAF course!

Or go with our brand-spanking new upgrade!

Fertile as F*ck VIP level

Get the full FAF course PLUS…

– 1 DUTCH complete hormone test

– Personal Loom recording reviewing results
– 1 x 90 minute test results review + planing virtual session
– Results-based supplement suggestions based on results

90-minute 1:1 review/coaching session to create a custom food + lifestyle plan

*available for US residents only

 

Ashleigh

Since going through the program, my skin and digestion are so much better. My cycles are regular and less PMS symptoms. AND I’M PREGNANT!

I would 100% recommend working with Whitney. I wanted to get my body the healthiest it could be and I had a feeling something was off with my hormones and I knew she was the one to help me work on that!”

Amy

I love Whitney’s fact driven no bullshit approach to health and fertility. I’m in my second trimester and this pregnancy has been so much easier than my first and I attribute that to the changes I made to my diet prior to getting pregnant.”

Studies show that getting your diet & lifestyle in gear 3+ months prior to conception can boost your chances of getting pregnant, improve birth outcomes, and reduce your risk of complications like gestational diabetes and postpartum depression.

Studies also show that prenatal nutrition/lifestyle prep can even enhance cognitive development for baby long after gestation is over (beautiful AND Harvard bound?! Yes please!!)

Pretty sweet right!?


What’s inside Fertile as F*ck?

Module 1:

Let’s see those report cards!

Learn how to use your daily, monthly, and yearly report cards to get a reading on your fertility and pinpoint areas to focus on

Module 2: Let’s eat!

Learn the 5-step Fertile Plate Method to make any meal fertile as f*ck

Module 3: Let’s supplement

Get the step by step plan to sort out the best supplements for your fertility

Module 4: Let’s move!

In this combo module you’ll learn the best ways to move your body AND get your gut headed in the right direction!

Module 5: Let’s chill

“Where your mind goes your blood flows”

– Wim Hof

Get the key mindset shifts to get your BFP without pulling out your hair

Module 6: Let’s detox

Get all the deets on chemicals that mess with your hormones and a step-by-step guide to low-tox your life without losing your mind

Plus…

 

Fertility after Loss: special considerations

Pregnancy loss can create an emotional and hormonal shitstorm. We’re going to talk about lab work, mindset, and nutrition to get you in the best place for a rainbow pregnancy

  

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By the end of this program you’ll:

Get the exact action steps to improve your egg health for strong ovulation

Nail down a solid supplement routine so you can stop wasting money choking down good marketing

Take charge in the kitchen with the Fertile Plate Method

Have the tools to confidently advocate for yourself at the doctor’s office

Know that you are creating the healthiest environment possible for your baby and family

  

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Alyssa

“Now I have a regular period every single month, and I’m ovulating again. I also feel much better overall. My mood is much more stable, and I have so much more energy than I ever have before.”

  

Morgan

“My cycles started regulate and 4 months after starting with Whitney I was able to get pregnant!!

I would like other women to know that they can take charge of their health by working with you, especially when they do not feel supported by their doctor.”

  

Are you ready to be the next baby makin’ success story?

1 time payment of

$1497

Get the full course with 6 modules, 2 live Q&A sessions, 6 weeks of meal plans, access to the private FAF group plus a bonus 60-minute 1:1 coaching session!

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2 payments of $797

Get the full course with 6 modules, 2 live Q&A sessions, 6 weeks of meal plans, access to the private FAF group

Fertile as F*ck VIP Level

Get the full FAF course PLUS…

– 1 DUTCH complete hormone test

– Personal Loom recording reviewing results
– 1 x 90 minute test results review + planing virtual session
– Results-based supplement suggestions based on results

90-minute 1:1 review/coaching session to create a custom food + lifestyle plan

*available for US residents only


Real quick, this program isn’t the right fit if:

 

  • Making this investment adds more stress to your life. I’m pumped to welcome you inside FAF but not at the risk of causing financial strain.

  • If you have significant food allergies or intolerances. The FAF program provides fertility-focused food guidelines but may not work if you need a more specialized diet like low FODMAP, diabetic, or AIP.

  • If you are dealing with anovulatory or absent cycles. Restoring fertility may require a more personalized plan and more intense counseling. For more information on 1:1 coaching hit this link.

  • You aren’t open to trying new things. This program is jam packed with research backed information and tips specifically designed to support fertility after loss but it only works if you’re open to it.

 


When you enroll during this limited time period you’ll get:

6 implementation modules giving you my exact fertility formula so that you can figure out a plan that actually WORKS

A proven step-by-step guide to optimize chances of natural conception or improve outcomes if you decide to move forward with fertility medications or procedures.

My Fertile Plate Method to take the stress out of eating and make meal planning a breeze

A top to bottom list of the chemicals and products that could be getting in the way of your hormonal health. AND a 6-week clean home calendar to get you started.

  

I’ll be delivering one education module per week so that you’ll have plenty of time to go through the material and take action.

 


And don’t forget the bonuses!

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Bonus #1

A private facebook group just for FAF students so that you can get support and answers as you go through the modules.

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Bonus #2

6 weeks of delicious, nourishing meal plans to replenish your body and provide inspiration in the kitchen.

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Bonus #3

Access to my online dispensary and 15% discount on provider-grade supplements.

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Bonus #4

Biweekly 60-minute Q&A sessions! Get answers straight from the source.


Ready to get started?

Pick which route sounds right to you and let’s do this

1 time payment of

$1497

Get the full FAF course plus a bonus 60-minute 1:1 coaching session!

2 payments of $797

Get the full FAF course

With a brand-spanking new upgrade!

Fertile as F*ck VIP level

Get the full FAF course PLUS…

– 1 DUTCH complete hormone test

– Personal Loom recording reviewing results
– 1 x 90 minute test results review + planing virtual session
– Results-based supplement suggestions based on results

90-minute 1:1 review/coaching session to create a custom food + lifestyle plan

*available for US residents only


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Your mind is in baby mode…

You’re taking the long way around Target just to walk past the baby clothes

Getting your period has changed from a “phew, that was a close one” to “oh, bummer…”

You’re mentally taking notes shopping for your friend’s baby shower

Instead of sexting you’re sending baby names to your partner in the middle of the day

You have not one but two secret pinterest boards filled with nursery decor and recipes for homemade baby food

You might even be eyeballing the latest minivan (you know, the one with the seats that flip up and surround sound so you can roll into the daycare parking lot like a badass)

Now imagine how it would feel to…

Skip the fertility facebook groups with pages of “well this worked for me” comments

Get the most up-to-date, research-backed recommendations straight from the food and fertility expert (nerd)

Change your “if it happens” to “when it happens”

Confidently nail down and open up your fertile window (pun intended!)

Identify potential problems and get them figured out NOW

Connect with your partner in the bedroom and over fertility boosting meal for both of you

Trust and love on your body instead of fighting with it

Don’t waste another minute spiraling down the google rabbit hole. Let’s get your hormones flowing and super charge your ovulation so you get pregnant and run the show as mom.

 


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It’s time to get your body on board

 

1 time payment of

$1497

Get the full FAF course plus a bonus 60-minute 1:1 coaching session!

2 payments of $797

Get the full FAF course

With a brand spanking new upgrade!

Fertile as F*ck VIP Level

Get the full FAF course PLUS…

– 1 DUTCH complete hormone test

– Personal Loom recording reviewing results
– 1 x 90 minute test results review + planing virtual session
– Results-based supplement suggestions based on results

90-minute 1:1 review/coaching session to create a custom food + lifestyle plan

*available for US residents only

 

FAQ’s

Can you guarantee I’ll get pregnant?

Unfortunately, no. As much as I want to be the Oprah of the fertility world, I can’t guarantee that you’ll get pregnant.

Research shows that nutrition and lifestyle changes can improve your chances of conception by 40% and what I can guarantee is that the information provided will give you the best shot at prepping your body for a term natural pregnancy and/or enhance success rates with fertility medications and assisted reproductive technology routes.

Can nutrition and lifestyle interventions really work to improve fertility?

The average human consumes 2,000 pounds of food per year. Research has not only demonstrated that there are known hormone-disrupting foods, chemicals, and stressors that affect fertility but also that conception rates improve when we eliminate these harmful products and support the body with nourishment.

Will I have access to you if I have questions?

You’ll have access to a private group just for FAF students where you can ask questions addressed to the group or myself! There will also be 2 live Q&A sessions inside!

For technical questions you can always email hello@thefertilitynut.com.

My work hours are unpredictable, are there set meeting times?

The educational modules will be released weekly and you can watch them whenever your schedule allows. The live Q&A calls will be at predetermined times. No worries if you can’t make it though, each session will be recorded and uploaded into the group page for easy access.

What are the dates for the program?

The first module drops April 30th and we’ll wrap up June 11th.

Do you offer payment plans?

Yes! You can choose to invest upfront or break it down into 2 payments.

Do you take HSA?

I can process HSA cards but it’s up to you to check and see if online programs are an allowable expense. Some policies say yes and some say hell no.

I’m vegetarian, will this work for me?

While I support the ethical reasoning behind a vegetarian/vegan lifestyle, when we look at the key nutrients involved in female hormone production and fetal development (vitamin D, zinc, choline, B vitamins, and amino acids), many of the best sources come from animal products.

For this reason, I do not advocate for a completely vegetarian or vegan diet for fertility support and have not designed the program as such. If you are planning to remain vegetarian or vegan I recommend looking into 1:1 coaching for more individualized recommendations.

 

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But what if I’m not happy with the program?

I want you to get the most out of this course and to back it up I’m offering a 7-day money back guarantee.

If after 7 days you’re feeling “eh” about me or this program, you can request a full refund and we can part ways.

  

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